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poisonivylawdwillmakeyaitch

steamy illinois, pulling, cutting, digging trees slowly encroaching the once spacious barnyard to what end? room to mow around and repair the barns and a respectable case of poison ivy on forearms, neck and torso.
messy, irritating stuff, but often a necessary evil byproduct of summer work cutting weeds, trees, and doing maintanence on overgrown pasture.

i hear of people pulling ”dead” poison ivy vines in the fall or winter and still contracting the heinous rash. why does this vine still exist to torment landscapers and wackers of weeds?
i’ll soak in a tub of soothing oatmeal and contemplate my first move in the war on the family of poison ivys.

2002-08-22 12:16

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1. Temovate cream, partner. You go immediately to the doc and you ask for temovate cream. Non of this calamine/oatmeal bath pussy stuff--they're only good for accountants with paper cuts and weekend soft-ballers with a case of heat rash. Don't delay. Get you some of that steroid cream.
   — Tor Mescaline    Aug 22, 06:26 PM    #
2. Big L will find ways to punish those who stray to the dark immoral corners of Europe, cooking drugs and contemplating nuclear armageddon. Count yourself lucky it is only a rash he smitten you with. No oatmeal could save you then........
   — Man-like-adam    Aug 24, 10:36 PM    #
3. UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
   — SiSawat    Oct 3, 09:37 AM    #